were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
