I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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