I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My breasts were aching with rage.
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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