We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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