Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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