coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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