Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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