I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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