he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
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I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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