Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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