What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Everclear isn't food dammit
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
