Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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