I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
They took my balls.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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