Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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