do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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