I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My vagina just clenched in fear
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
My life is pants optional.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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