jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Rumble strips road head = magical
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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