Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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