Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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