very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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