My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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