Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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