booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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