I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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