I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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