my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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