so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.