thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...