Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
19 People Confess The Worst Things They Have Been Accused Of
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work