fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
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Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.