Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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