Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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