i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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