This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
