We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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