She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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