It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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