I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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