no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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