two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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