Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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