don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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