All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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