Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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