maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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