I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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