i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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