I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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