He is such a slut. More and more my type.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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