Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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