If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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