Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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