Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
organizing the empties. That sober.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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