Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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