i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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