Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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