I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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